1. Guests seem to think the views are fabulous.
2. Which is complete nonsense.
3. No stunning countryside here.
4. Are they completely crazy?
5. Fancy giving us 5-star reviews
6. They say our yurts are fabulous
7. Why would they say that?
8. We really have no idea.
9. They reckon our stables are lovely.
10. And claim they love cabin Connie.
11. They say the shared facilities are excellent.
12. When clearly you have to rough it.
13. And some claim to have enjoyed the home cooked food.
14. Even the Barnutopia original recipe pancakes.
15. Our animals are pretty unimpressive.
16. Why would anyone want to meet them?
17. Nothing special about them at all.
19. And who on earth wants to sit around a camp fire?
19. Watch the pathetic sunsets.
20. Or see the boring old moonrise.
21. The hiking is just awful.
22. Nowhere to go and nothing to see.
23. The weather will ruin your holiday.
24. The sun never shines.
25. No-one has any fun.
26. The countryside is overrated.
27. Nothing exciting ever happens
28. Nothing at all.
29. And we’re really in the middle of nowhere.
30. So, do yourself a favour and stay away.
31. You’ll only be disappointed.
Don’t believe us? Book a stay and find out for yourself! 🙂
31 Reasons to Stay Away from Barnutopia Luxury Glamping